Friday, November 8, 2013

WE CAN'T ALL BE STARS, BUT WE CAN ALL TWINKLE...




A WEEK  AGO TONITE, I PUT ON MY BIG GIRL PANTIES AND DROVE MYSELF TO CHANDLER...THIS IS IMPORTANT WHY?  I DON'T DO DRIVING IN STRANGE PLACES.  THAT IS WHAT MY FRIEND BETTY DOES.  SHE DRIVES AND I BUY LUNCH.  THEY DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS FOR NOTHING.

IT WAS THE NITE OF THE ARTIST RECEPTION FOR ART QUILTS XVIII...VERY IMPORTANT NITE.  BUT MY POSSE WAS IN HOUSTON WHERE BETTY WAS BUSY GETTING FAMOUS, SO I WENT BY MYSELF.

THIS IS THE QUILT I HAD IN THE SHOW.  

WALL STREET


IT WAS A GREAT SHOW AND THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD HAVE MADE IT BETTER, IS IF MY FRIENDS WERE THERE WITH ME.  BETTY AND FRANCIE BOTH HAD PIECES IN THE SHOW, SO WHEN I WASN'T BLOWING MY OWN HORN I WAS BLOWING THEIRS...THAT SOUNDS WEIRD, DOESN'T IT?

ANYWAY I PULLED OUT MY CAMERA AND HAD SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE OF ME STANDING IN FRONT OF MY QUILT.  PERFECT,  I COULD USE IT TO BLOG ABOUT THE SHOW.

NOW THIS IS THE INTERESTING PART...I WANT YOU TO
TO IMAGINE ME STANDING NEXT TO MY QUILT.  VISUALIZE THIS...I AM QUITE BEAUTIFUL, STANDING STRAIGHT AND TALL, AND I REALLY LOOK SLIM.

GOT THE PICTURE?

I SURE HOPE SO, BECAUSE I DON'T.
JUST TONITE I WAS CHECKING MY CAMERA AND ERASING SOME OF THE OLDER PICTURES.  I PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON AND...YOU GOT IT...THERE WENT THAT BEAUTIFUL PICTURE ALONG WITH THE BIG GIRL PANTS... DID I SAY I WAS SLIM?



"INEVITABLY, THE SEAT OF MY PANTS GETS ME WHERE I WANT TO GO."
                                      ...REDFOX 

1 comment:

  1. Maybe we can all make another trip to Chandler before the show closes. I'd like to see the show. And we can take another photo of you, slim, in front of your piece.

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